Choose your chaos

OUR SESSIONS

Three tiers. All include full gear and a safety briefing. Pick the one that matches the size of your week.

Quick Smash

£30per person
15 mins·1–4 people

The perfect intro. Grab a bat, pick your targets — glasses, plates, mugs, that mug — and let rip. 15 minutes. Deeply satisfying.

  • Safety gear included
  • Small breakables (glasses, plates, mugs)
  • 1–4 people
  • 15 minutes of mayhem
Book Quick Smash
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Full Smash

£40per person
20 mins·1–4 people

Everything in Quick Smash plus monitors, TVs, and furniture. More stuff. More satisfying. The one most people come back for.

  • Safety gear included
  • Small breakables
  • Monitors, TVs, furniture
  • 1–4 people
  • 20 minutes
Book Full Smash

Ultimate Smash

£50per person
30 mins·2–4 people

Go full destruction mode. Large TVs, washing machines, toilets. The big stuff. The good stuff. This is the one.

  • Safety gear included
  • Everything in Full Smash
  • Large appliances, big TVs, toilets
  • 2–4 people
  • 30 minutes
Book Ultimate Smash

ALWAYS INCLUDED

Overalls
Heavy-duty gloves
Helmets with visors
Weapons of your choice
Safety briefing
Utter carnage

ADD-ONS

Bolt extras onto any session at checkout.

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GoPro POV Filming

We mount a GoPro to your head and capture your full session. Raw footage emailed to you afterwards. One GoPro available per session.

+£10

5 people or more

GOING LARGE?

Our standard sessions run up to 4 people — but if you're coming in force, we've got you. Whether it's a big birthday, a corporate away day, a hen do, or just a lot of people who need to let off steam — get in touch and we'll build something around you.

Custom sessions. Custom pricing. We'll sort it.

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Birthdays

Make it memorable. We'll make sure everyone leaves with a story.

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Corporate & Team Building

Forget the escape room. Nothing bonds a team like shared destruction.

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Hen & Stag Dos

Pre-wedding rage, sorted. Much cheaper than divorce.

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Any excuse, really

Tuesday? Works for us. We don't need a reason. Neither do you.

Age: 12+ only. Under 18s must have a participating adult in the room with them.

Booking: Essential — no walk-ins. Arrive 10 minutes early.

Cancellation: 24-hour notice for a full refund. Under 24 hours? No refund.

Bringing your own stuff: Permitted with restrictions. Check the rules page before you pack anything.

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