Smash Palace
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Wed–Fri 16:00–21:00  ·  Sat–Sun 12:00–21:00

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Why a rage room?

CONTROLLED CHAOS. ON PURPOSE.

A rage room is exactly what it sounds like: a safe, controlled space where you put on protective gear and smash the hell out of things. Glasses, plates, monitors, TVs — we supply it, you destroy it.

Great for stress relief, birthdays, breakups, team building, or just a Tuesday when the world is being a bit much. We don't judge. We just hand you the bat.

It's not therapy. But it's cheaper, and considerably louder.

15–30
minutes per session
1–4
people per booking
£0
therapy bills (probably)
0
regrets. guaranteed.

Pick your chaos

OUR SESSIONS

Choose your chaos, bring your friends, and release some stress at Lincoln's only rage room.

Quick Smash

£30per person
15 mins·1–4 people

The perfect intro. Grab a bat, pick your targets (glasses, plates, mugs, leftovers — you know the ones) and let rip.

  • Safety gear included
  • Small breakables
  • 1–4 people
Book Quick Smash
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Full Smash

£40per person
20 mins·1–4 people

Step it up. Everything in Quick Smash plus monitors, TVs, and furniture. More stuff, more satisfying.

  • Safety gear included
  • Small + medium objects
  • Monitors, TVs, furniture
  • 1–4 people
Book Full Smash

Ultimate Smash

£50per person
30 mins·2–4 people

Go full destruction mode. Large TVs, toilets, washing machines — the big stuff. This is the one.

  • Safety gear included
  • Everything in Full Smash
  • Large appliances + toilets
  • 2–4 people
Book Ultimate Smash

Simple

HOW IT WORKS

01

Book Online

Pick your session, choose a date and time, pay securely. Arrive 10 minutes early — we don't do walk-ins.

02

Gear Up

We kit you out with overalls, gloves and helmets with visors. Safety first. Destruction second.

03

Safety Briefing

Short, mandatory, and actually interesting. You'll learn what's fair game and what isn't.

04

Enter the Room

Your time starts now. The room is full. The targets are waiting. Go.

05

Smash Everything

Give it everything you've got. Plates, glass, furniture, appliances — depending on your session.

06

Feel Better

Cooldown. Deep breath. Marvel at what you've done. Head home lighter than when you arrived.

LINCOLN, ARE YOU READY?

Smash, rage, and let loose. Bookings are essential — grab your slot before it's gone.

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